Inside this decorative carton lurk four seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus, two new-to-DVD documentaries, two Monty Python Live performances, and six Personal Best compilations. The whole great mess--Spam tins, parrot carcasses, blancmanges, and all--has been safely digitized, compressed into microscopic funny bits, pressed onto 21 shiny discs, and sealed within this whimsy-proof receptacle.SO DON'T OPEN IT! All right, if you must.

5-Pack Box of 15 Marian Heath Christmas Cards (Random Selection, 75 Cards Total)